Total Medals Earned: 723 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,340 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (250/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 2/16 (20/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Restart a level
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Pause the game
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub CastaƱon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 11/11 (90/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/320 points)
Defeat the east boss Thraxxan
Complete the dungeon and get the hammer
Defeat the Necromancer at the north boss's antechamber
Defeat the Black Dragon Sheregon
Defeat the west boss Dathaphos
Defeat the Hearth of Corruption
Defeat the Witch Queen at the Southeast
Defeat the Old Sword Bearer in the southwest
Defeat the north boss Hirunga
Defeat the Dark Being
Defeat the Crucible of Shadows
Defeat the Hierophant
Defeat the Keymaster
Get a companion
Find the Light Crystal and purify the sword
Unlock the secret ending
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/170 points)
Hatch a big alien egg
Hatch a small alien egg
Survive the warehouse by jumping into the hole
Escape the underground maze
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
reach level 3
reach level 4
reach the end
reach level 5
reach level 6
reach level 7
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 3/30 (25/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Rob a store
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement