Total Medals Earned: 712 (From 150 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,120 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (110/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
It's part of the grind
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/160 points)
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
idiot
Medals Earned: 4/11 (20/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Buy an outfit
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 31/50 (185/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Finish the game as Yeremey
Finish the game as Radon
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/160 points)
start the game
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)